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March 8, 2008

Blink Broadband…fuh real

For those of you living in the neglected city (San Fernando), the speed was increased to the advertised rate of 1 Mbps at exactly noon on Friday March 7th 2008. The real (effective) rate is around 875Mbps - 900 Mbps…with downward bursts of 0 Mbps (only possible in Trinidad).

And I noticed Blink has lived up to their name, yuh blink, the internet working, yuh blink, it not working! sigh….

Well…at least, they went from Blank to Blink!

And for those of you who are still on dial up, if you want the Blink Broadband experience, take a wet fork, dip it in salt and then shove it in yuh eye…that’ll give ya the Blink experience…

Has anyone else noticed that the TSTT DSL service has been dropping ever so often (in the blink of an eye, get it?) for the last 2 weeks?? I cant even down/upload a file for 2 weeks now…

i just want a reliable internet connection of speeds >= 1Mbps, is that hard to ask for in 2008?

Oh and the TSTT helpdesk people are soo funny! poor indian dude…say this with a strong indian accent:

“we regret to inform you but there are technical difficulties in your area, I hope you understand sir.”.

me: “just by the way, where are you located?”

funny indian dude: “i am sorry sir, due to company policy i am not allowed to disclose that information”

(sounds really funny, I swear)

At this point I am thinking, gee, I wonder if I should ask him where I can get some chicken biryani in “my area”…

the saga continues…

Filed under: Uncategorized — +shivan @ 12:49 am

December 4, 2007

Dreammyyyyy

Apparently dogs is d real ting to use in ads today…works for me!

The Cottonelle Ultra Toilet Paper


Filed under: Uncategorized — +shivan @ 11:19 pm

November 19, 2007

TTCS Presentation - Drupal

I recently did a presentation to our local computer group, The Trinidad and Tobago Computer Society. The presentation was about the Drupal content management system. It’s the leading open source CMS out there right now, and I use it as a base to build websites. It’s also an excellent content management framework.

I started by explaining what Drupal is all about, a little history on Drupal, and then dived right into a demo of Drupal 6 beta. The second demo was of Drupal 5.3 where I sort of mimicked ttcsweb.org and showed the ease of use in adding content to pages with custom node types. Nearer to the end, I babbled about some killer modules and concluded with some local sites using Drupal.

FYI, I started a Trinidad Drupal Group. Please join and lets get this thing going here in trini!

The presentation can be downloaded below.

ttcs_drupal_presentation.pdf [pdf] pdf icon

Filed under: Uncategorized — +shivan @ 12:48 am

November 6, 2007

Broadcom Wireless and Ubuntu Gutsy

After spending 5 straight hours searching around the internet on how to get an internal wireless network card to work, I finally figured it out and I thought I would post my findings online in hopes that it would save another soul 5 hours of their online life.

Laptop: HP pavilion zv5000
Wireless card: Broadcom 54g MaxPerformance 802.11g
OS: Ubuntu 7.10 Gutsy

When you boot of the Live CD you might notice that the wifi light is off and will never come on. So here goes (and I successfully did this just using the live cd without actually installing the OS):

1. In System > Administration > Software Sources
Check all the boxes under the tab “Ubuntu Software”. Then close and reload. (To reload you may alternatively run the command sudo apt-get update

2. In the terminal run the command:
sudo apt-get install bcm43xx-fwcutter

3. In System > Administration > Restricted Drivers Manager, enable the firmware for Broadcom 43xx chipset family. This step is explained in more detail here

And thats it. 3 simple steps. Took me 5 hours to figure out. But hey, it was all worth it in the end! I’m posting this blog entry using my newly working wireless Broadcom card. Sweet! :)

Filed under: Technology — +shivan @ 6:22 am

July 20, 2007

K9 Advantix Ad

Sorry I just had to post this ad!! I LOVE it soo much!! I am going to put it as my ringtone…LOL.




Filed under: Misc — +shivan @ 4:53 pm

July 11, 2007

Sponge Bob spotted in Trinidad

Trini Sponge Bob

The Real Sponge Bob

[Source] - This is actually a vagrant on the streets on Trinidad taken from Jevin Ramjattan’s Flickr Photos. I near dead with laugh when I saw this pic.

Filed under: Misc — +shivan @ 6:23 am

July 9, 2007

Webolism

Definitions of webolism:

A chronic disorder characterized by dependence on the internet, repeated excessive use of computers, development of withdrawal symptoms on reducing or ceasing websites intake, morbidity that may include eye-tunnel syndrome, and decreased ability to function socially, emotionally and mentally. However, it increases your ability to function vocationally. Symptoms include craving, addiction, physical/mental dependence, loss of sense of time, decreased tolerance and Googling.

Shivan Jaikaran has been diagnosed with webolism. Please pray for him.

Filed under: Misc, Technology — +shivan @ 6:36 pm

June 8, 2007

“Seat Belts Saves Lives”

It’s not just a cliché.

It’s not just a saying.

It’s not just a combination of words people say to pass time.

It’s the fundamental difference between life and death in the event of a car accident.

I have been meaning to write this blog post months now but I kept putting it off over and over again. This time, I sat myself down and forced myself to write it in the hope that at least one person will read it, learn from it and BENEFIT from it. If this one person benefits, I will probably never know, but I will just feel better….

I write this taking into consideration the current road carnage in Trinidad. Seven (7) deaths in less than 24 hours. One person I actually know. When you hear about bodies flying out of cars, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that the person(s) was not wearing seatbelt.

I am going to try and explain this as simplest as possible.

What really happens in a car accident? For argument’s sake, let’s take the simple scenario of a head on collision between car A and car B. To make it even simpler, let’s assume car B is parked.
Car A hits car B at 80 km/h (the stipulated maximum driving speed on the highway in Trinidad).

What happens at the point of impact?

I refer to Newton’s 1st Law which states:

Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.

One millisecond before the point of impact, Car A is traveling at 80 km/h. At the point of impact, the motion of car A decelerates from 80 km/h to 0 km/h in a split second.

Now this is the point in the argument where most people do not consider.

Although Car A decelerates to 0 km/h, the contents of Car A (i.e. the people, loose items etc) continues “in a state of motion” and will remain in that state of motion unless something stops it. In layman’s terms, the occupants of Car A continue moving at 80 km/h and will eventually hit the windscreen. See Picture 1 below.

Just to compare, this is EXACTLY the same thing as if the occupants were standing still in the middle of the road and a car hit them at 80 km/h.

The pain felt is the same.

The damage done is more or less the same.

Newton’s 1st law applies in the same way.

How does this all relate to a seatbelt?

When in Newton’s 1st law, where it talks about “unless an external force is applied to it”, this is the device that provides that external force that stops the occupants from flying forward.

Its simple physics, but we aren’t all physicist.

Trinidad

At the time of writing this post (that is to say in the year 2007!!!), the Trinidad Government still does not see it necessary to make it mandatory for EVERY occupant in a moving vehicle to wear a seatbelt (especially in the backseat). May I just stress, that we are in the year 2007!!

Even if the government doesn’t implement this law, why is it a laughing matter when Trinis (living in Trinidad) finds it amusing when I strap on my seatbelt in the back seat?

I have often wondered about this. This is one thing that I find very hard to swallow. I bet you today, that if you enter a taxi or any car for that matter and reach for the seat belt in the backseat, some other poor soul in the car will not hesitate to blink twice. My normal reaction is “brudda man, you laugh, but when the time comes, my body parts will remain as one whole”.

I have asked a sample size of 5 people I know “why don’t you wear seatbelts in the backseat?”

Here are their responses:

Person 1: Seat belts are uncomfortable; I like to sprawl out in the backseat.

Person 2: I don’t know why but I don’t feel the need to like I do with the front…I guess its stupid coming to think of it.

Person 3: It’s not a requirement by law (and I also stuck it under the backseat).

Person 4: I don’t feel like I need it in the backseat.

Person 5: It looks retarded in the back.

Notice, not one person said that they actually wear seat belts in the back. Now correct me if I am wrong, but I am pretty much sure that I do not have to increase my sample population to get different answers. (just to give you an idea, the people that I asked are well educated, all are above 24 years of age and 80% of them have a Bachelor or Science, one in engineering might I add!).

As I always say, I feel much safer in the air than on Trinidad’s roads.

Picture 1

Picture 2 - I may be sleeping, but it won’t be permanent.

If you do decide to leave a comment, use the comment link below and also send me a reminder that you sent me a comment on my blog because these days I am getting thousands of spam comments everyday so I kind of started automatically deleting all.

Filed under: Misc — +shivan @ 11:48 pm

May 15, 2007

Ouchie mama!

So I added another server to my bedroom. This time, its a file server running Ubuntu Dappa with the Kubuntu Desktop environment. Let me tell you, she purrrssss….she is sooo damn sexy! This is one server that i will continuously go “ooga agga” over. See my screen shot below (and notice the time in the upper right hand corner of the pic).

Shivan's Ubuntu Screenshot

Shivan Jaikaran was last seen just staring at the monitor

Filed under: Misc, Technology — +shivan @ 2:20 am

May 11, 2007

Removing xubuntu-desktop on Ubuntu Feisty

I set up an Ubuntu server home and tried installing the xubuntu-desktop GUI, but for some reason the GUI would start due to some screen resolution refresh rate error (I keep getting “Out of range”). So i was ultimately forced to remove xubuntu-desktop. Its NOT as easy as:

sudo apt-get remove xubuntu-desktop

This will only remove the package dependency list. So i found this website but I had to customize the command a little. (If you have Ubuntu Edge or Dapper, check that website out). So for anyone out there who is trying to remove xubuntu-desktop only on Ubuntu Feisty, try these two steps:

Step 1 - Run this command:

sudo apt-get remove abiword abiword-common abiword-plugins anthy app-install-data-commercial apport-gtk cdrecord dbus-1-utils doc-base docbook-xml evince-gtk example-content feisty-gdm-themes feisty-session-splashes feisty-wallpapers firefox gaim gaim-data gamin gcalctool-gtk gcc-3.3-base gconf2 gdebi gdebi-core gdm gimp gimp-data gimp-print gksu gnome-accessibility-themes gnome-app-install gnome-icon-theme gnome-keyring gnome-mount gnumeric-common gnumeric-gtk gqview gtk2-engines gtk2-engines-pixbuf gtk2-engines-ubuntulooks gtk2-engines-xfce gxine hal-cups-utils human-cursors-theme human-icon-theme human-theme language-selector libaa1 libaiksaurus-1.2-0c2a libaiksaurus-1.2-data libaiksaurusgtk-1.2-0c2a libanthy0 libchewing3 libchewing3-data libcroco3 libenchant1c2a libexo-0.3-0 libgail-common libgail18 libgamin0 libgdome2-0 libgdome2-cpp-smart0c2a libgimp2.0 libgksu2-0 libglib2.0-data libgnome-keyring0 libgnomecanvas2-0 libgnomecanvas2-common libgnomecups1.0-1 libgnomeprint2.2-0 libgnomeprint2.2-data libgnomeprintui2.2-0 libgnomeprintui2.2-common libgoffice-0-common libgoffice-gtk-0-3 libgsf-1-114 libgsf-1-common libgtkhtml2-0 libgtkmathview0c2a libgtkspell0 libgtop2-7 libgtop2-common libgutenprintui2-1 libhtml-parser-perl libhtml-tagset-perl libhtml-tree-perl libkpathsea4 liblaunchpad-integration0 liblircclient0 libnet-dbus-perl libnm-glib0 libnotify1 libnspr4 libnss3 liboobs-1-3 libots0 libpoppler1-glib librsvg2-2 librsvg2-common libscrollkeeper0 libsexy2 libstdc++5 libt1-5 libtagc0 libthunar-vfs-1-2 liburi-perl libvte-common libvte9 libwmf0.2-7 libwnck-common libwnck18 libwpd-stream8c2a libwww-perl libxfce4mcs-client3 libxfce4mcs-manager3 libxfce4util4 libxfcegui4-4 libxklavier11 libxml-parser-perl libxml-twig-perl libxres1 mkisofs mousepad mozilla-thunderbird notification-daemon onboard orage python-cairo python-cups python-exo python-gconf python-gdbm python-glade2 python-gobject python-gtk2 python-gtkhtml2 python-launchpad-integration python-notify python-numeric python-pyorbit python-virtkey python-vte python-xml restricted-manager scim scim-anthy scim-chewing scim-gtk2-immodule scim-hangul scim-modules-socket scim-modules-table scim-pinyin scim-tables-additional scrollkeeper sgml-data shared-mime-info software-properties-gtk synaptic system-config-printer system-tools-backends tango-icon-theme tango-icon-theme-common thunar thunar-archive-plugin thunar-doc thunar-media-tags-plugin thunar-volman-plugin ubuntu-artwork update-manager vim-runtime vnc-common xarchiver xfburn xfce4-appfinder xfce4-battery-plugin xfce4-clipman-plugin xfce4-cpugraph-plugin xfce4-dict-plugin xfce4-fsguard-plugin xfce4-icon-theme xfce4-mailwatch-plugin xfce4-mcs-manager xfce4-mcs-plugins xfce4-mixer xfce4-mixer-alsa xfce4-mount-plugin xfce4-netload-plugin xfce4-notes-plugin xfce4-panel xfce4-quicklauncher-plugin xfce4-screenshooter-plugin xfce4-session xfce4-smartbookmark-plugin xfce4-systemload-plugin xfce4-taskmanager xfce4-terminal xfce4-utils xfce4-verve-plugin xfce4-weather-plugin xfce4-xkb-plugin xfdesktop4 xfprint4 xfwm4 xfwm4-themes xscreensaver xscreensaver-data xscreensaver-gl xubuntu-artwork-usplash xubuntu-default-settings xubuntu-desktop xubuntu-docs xubuntu-system-tools xvncviewer zenity

Step 2 - Then run this command:

sudo apt-get autoremove

Filed under: Technology — +shivan @ 11:13 am
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