Shivan Jaikaran’s Blog

I would really like to meet the man/woman who invented the “snooze” button. If I met this son of a bi@tch I would take absolute pleasure in slapping him upside his head for my rare occasions or tardiness.

The alarm goes off in the morning…you hit “snooze”. It snoozes for another 9 mins. Snooze again! And repeatedly, this is how the Snooze Game goes until you eventually realise that you have overslept by about half an hour. Game over!

Sometimes I actually take pleasure when I raise my hand and it comes down slowly on the snooze button. By then I have used all my energy and I immediately fall asleep again with my hand still resting on the snooze button. Only to jump about 10 mins later to an annoying alarm. Ah, but now the snooze is only a finger away. Click, it gone again. hehehe….

Sometimes I set my alarm about 30 mins before the time I actually want to get up. This is what I would call 30 mins of snooze time. “Snooze time”! Am I fuh real??? Oh gosh man! How ridiculous can I get??

I actually know someone who would strategically place their alarm clock way over by their dresser so when it goes off in the AM, they have to physically get up, walk over to the dresser, hit snooze and then crawl back into bed. This is done about 3 - 4 times, until it gets to them.

Oh, did you know that cell phones also have a snooze button?!! pressuh!

This “snooze” guy has got to be one lazy son of a bi@tch.

My creative juices are flowing once again and I am writing. I am writing, writing writing….

I will write to thy kingdom come. I would have posted what I have written but I rather not.

A note to the wise, a page rank of 6/10 can do plenty damage…

On a separate note, today I had a drink with a good friend of mine. No, not an alcoholic drink but a drink of coconut water. I never realised how much I absolutely love coconut water. yum yum

Please let my cup runneth over with coconut water.

Back to the geek world I go. Am I a geek? I mean I DO have a nice red tie with binary code…Some say I am, some say if they didn’t know me they would not have guessed. I guess those people do not really know me! Some even think I am quiet. heh! I won’t speak unless spoken too. I guess…. I am not sure.

So at the time of this writing I have listened to two Nelly Furtado songs so far. I kinda diggin Nelly these days. She has the power to be my number 1 ring tone.

It is 2.14am; maybe I should start heading to bed as I have work in the morning. Strangely enough I am not sleepy, so here I am, doing what I do best. Not not bloggin. Being online. Google can really become a good friend at 2.15am. You would not believe the kind of stuff I find on Google at this time….when you are bored.

I got this from my friend’s (male) blog:

Googlephile [goo-g-l-file]:

1. One that has an obsessive fascination with google and google services.
2. One that has an erotic attraction to or sexual contact with google.
3. One that loves or has a strong affinity or preference for google.

I wonder…am I? At 2.17 am I think so!

I am like a bird. I think I can, but how can I be a bird and be a tiger at the same time….ah mean a tiger doesn’t have wings. Maybe I can be a tiger with wings. I can then run fast and fly…fly fast. Well just fly. Wouldn’t you have to run first and then fly? Or too land must you decelerate when running? I am not a bird! I am not a tiger!

lol imagine being an ostrich…. they can’t fly but they can run fast! Just as much as you should not name your son Sue, I do not want to be an ostrich. They bury their head in the sand when scared…. or so I heard.

What if there was no sand? Would I then bury my head in the mud? Or pitch? Maybe I can be a dinosaur. Yeah, like a rex or something. Rarr!!

Yeah rite…

(in case you were wondering where I got all this “bird” talk, Nelly’s song - I’m Like a Bird just ended)

I am on my 5th Nelly…shhh…I am feeling relaxed

(this blog entry does not matter….just like male cheerleaders.)

Shivan Jaikaran was last seen sipping on a plastic cup filled with coconut water…

I jumped on my scale around early September and it read 132 lbs! Thats me gaining 12 pounds in one month. I then hopped on the scale again in early October and its now reading 126lbs!

I think my scale has gone coo coo. I cannot be possibly fluctuating in weight like the tide in the ocean….and no I do not have stretch marks.

I am going to the pharmacy soon. Friggin scale like it gone mad yes.

Please would someone tell me the secret to putting on weight….

I think gravity is working against me.

(Shivan Jaikaran was last seen ordering a number 10 combo to go…with plenty ketchup!)